In the 9th Annual Myrtle Mayhem, reigning champs Kenny & the Jets were thrashed by a Zero Dark Thirsty team hitting on all cylinders. The Zeros won 18-8, 22-4, and 19-7 to capture the event in just three rounds.
Highlights included:
- Playing 36 holes in one day for the first time due to a rainy Saturday forecast.
- In an unprecedented act of team spirit, Markell showed up with jets shaved into his hair. Good thing he didn’t do the same when he was a member of the Ace Holes years ago.
- When asked how much a round of golf was at River Oaks the pro shop guy said “For $30 you can play til your hands bleed.”
- Greg was downstairs at the house and by the time he came upstairs all of Rick’s Pork Barbeque was gone. He went around asking, to no avail, who had made and saved him a sandwich.
- A wedding reception at Scotty’s.
- Danny being Danny. Val was her name, she claimed to be 67 and a former police officer.
- Jessica, the waitress at River City, remembered us and asked Aaron if anyone was swimming naked in the pool this year.
- When discussing the Mayhem draft that led to this year’s teams, Package accused Ken of perhaps leaving his draft on auto-pilot.
- Hardiman and McCann improvised a pub crawl on Monday that included Neal and Pam’s, Bubbas, River City and The Borgata.
- Brian supplied several delicious versions of his Myrtle Mead home brewed beer.
- The hot dog incident.
- Cornhole! Dave and Monty ran off ten straight games on Tuesday.
- Vegas and his pre-tournament oddsmaking.
