2015: Bad Men Just Too Good

The 10th Annual Myrtle Mayhem tournament was all Bad. Featuring all eight returning “Zero Dark Thirsty” team members, the Bad Men won each day and triumphed convincingly over Brews Your Daddy, 69-42.

Trip Highlights

The Brews “tees’d” Greg with custom Jameis Winston golf tees. Greg laughed it off and went undefeated in his four matches.

It has long been suspected that Package was “on the juice” but until this year we didn’t know it was apple.

Through his contacts in state government, Ken got a proclamation passed in the SC Senate congratulating Mayhem on its 10th anniversary. It’s almost like we’re a real thing.

An entertaining night at Scotty’s featured:

Evans showing off some “dance” moves.
Sacks performing karaoke to “Born to be Wild.”
Learning about Lily and her Mom. (Lily showed us piercings and tattoos while her Mom told us about her stepping on a hoe and having her uvula and tonsils violently ripped out. It was like a therapy session for those two.)
Moran parading around with Package’s selfie stick like a kid with a new toy.
Hardiman napping through the whole thing.

The Mayor of Kremplton – Jason played pool and engaged with Twitchy Willie, Rocky, and other locals at Neal & Pam’s. Tim and Dave spread the word of The Krempl in the restrooms at River City, where Jason’s wife later approved.

Paul won the NCAA Pool.

Paul and Jason went undefeated and won the First Annual Cornhole Tournament.

Vegas made his Day 1 Predictions.

New teams and new captains are likely as we begin the second decade of Mayhem.

See the 2015 Photo Album

Video – Greg chunks it. Mike loses it

Video – Greg & Tim putt for the win

Video – Brian & Dave settle for a push of the back 9

Video – Steve crushes one; needs to drink more

Video – Rick with a nice chip

Video – Rick and Steve hit putts to push

Video – Greg’s chip ends it